RADIO INFIGHT: WHERE RADIO DISCUSSION DIES
radio infight: where radio discussion dies
Hosted by Steve Pest
Managed By Lance Buca and Sam Vent-a-My-Frustrations-out-on-You
Discussion Board
Welcome to Radio Infight - the discussion dies immediately if:
a)You are well versed in radio
b)I can't apply for a job or post my resume on this site without being accused
of nepotism
c)You hate George W. Bush, my hero
d)You hate country music
e)If you piss me off by sending e mails offlist that chastise me for my
arrogance, hubris and general stupidity.
Let the discussions begin:
Nike Notorious: What happened to the original board? How does this board work?
Steve Pest: That's two questions in one and they aren't allowed but since you are still hanging on to a weekend shift by a thread I will kiss your backside and answer:
a)Lance Buca maltreated the owners of the board. He took Howie Carr seriously when Howie Says he would steal a coat from a dead man. They fired him.
b)You ask a question. I answer it. If I hate you, you get banned.
Rack-Goon Radio: All Hail Bush. Hey - this place is a ghost-town, I'm going to the other board.
Steve Pest: Noted. I would ban you except you like Bush. Bless you. You get
a reprieve.
Neanderjerk: This is great that Voe Jigli and Waul Parker and Skyline 17 1/2 and all the cool radio people aren't posting. There's way too much activity on the original board anyway.
Steve Pest: Errr, you're not on the Kansas board anymore, dorothy. I don't understand the question.
Neanderjerk: You never did. It was great when Jigli & Skyliner got your knickers in a twist all the time. I'm sure gonna miss that.
Steve Pest: You're banned.
STEVE PEST NOTE:
PLEASE - I just moved to Lemon, Massachusetts and am in dire need of radio work. Anybody, can I intern for you at a major station? It can't be between the hours of 3 AM and 8 AM because I'm doing my paper route, and at 9 AM - 5 PM I'm a bagboy at the Stop & Shop, but if you need a good intern and want to see me kiss the ass of your program director and music director, please, please, I beg of you, I'm a really great talent and know my stuff.
Steve Pest
Lemon, Massachusetts
Nike Notorious: KNOW YOUR STUFF? U don't know that Wilbert Redding and Otis Harrison write "Satisfaction" Didja? Huh? 'cause you're not a cool jock firred from WBCN after showun the hole world that I'm the greatist radio persinality of all time.
Voe Jiglio: Spell much, Nike?
Nike Notorious: That's not faire. Jest because I'm not a good typpist you say I kan't spell. And further more everyone hates you and you are a bitter old queen and ...and...and...I don't care if you're writing a book about Hendrix, none of the live acts will let you write about them except maybe Orleans and they ain't hip,
and you keep bringing up Lou Rawls, Wilson Pickett, Louis Armstrong...no one ever heard of these acts? They are irrellyvunt
Skyliner 17 1/2: Who was Oedi mad at when he hired HIM??? Those are some of the greatest African American artists of our times.
Notorious Nike: There you go slamming my ethnicity agin
Skyliner 18 1/8: What? Everything isn't a race issue, you know.
Notorious Nike: It is when that's the only weigh you ken get hired.
Steve Pest: I've been watching this charade for months now, and will let these posts stand because, well, because no one else is posting for one thing and, well, for another thing, you guys really make jerks out of yourselves, you truly do.
And Voe Jiglio, uyo will lern to luv George W. Bush - that will teach you, but I'm banning you because youare a progressive and you really piss me off and - well, since I can't get a job in radio, it pleases me no end to ban someone who knows more than I do about radio, politics and life in general so there screw you.
Skyliner 12 3/4: Wow
Smoke & Mirrors: Well Said! I agree. I agree with all of it. Please don't ban me again.
JerkNeander: Hey, I slipped back on under an assumed name. Whatever happened to Wizard Control?
Bunny's Little Thing: He was caught using the CBS computers in New York to fly under the radar on this board, but everyone knew it was Nikey because of the spelling errors.
MODERATOR'S NOTE: This parody would continue, but no one is posting on the Brand X board, and if they don't post, we can't make fun of them!
But it really does prove what goes around comes around and Steve, Sam & Lance are getting their Instant Karma. HA HA HA! Radio-Infight - where radio discussion dies!
Hosted by Steve Pest
Managed By Lance Buca and Sam Vent-a-My-Frustrations-out-on-You
Discussion Board
Welcome to Radio Infight - the discussion dies immediately if:
a)You are well versed in radio
b)I can't apply for a job or post my resume on this site without being accused
of nepotism
c)You hate George W. Bush, my hero
d)You hate country music
e)If you piss me off by sending e mails offlist that chastise me for my
arrogance, hubris and general stupidity.
Let the discussions begin:
Nike Notorious: What happened to the original board? How does this board work?
Steve Pest: That's two questions in one and they aren't allowed but since you are still hanging on to a weekend shift by a thread I will kiss your backside and answer:
a)Lance Buca maltreated the owners of the board. He took Howie Carr seriously when Howie Says he would steal a coat from a dead man. They fired him.
b)You ask a question. I answer it. If I hate you, you get banned.
Rack-Goon Radio: All Hail Bush. Hey - this place is a ghost-town, I'm going to the other board.
Steve Pest: Noted. I would ban you except you like Bush. Bless you. You get
a reprieve.
Neanderjerk: This is great that Voe Jigli and Waul Parker and Skyline 17 1/2 and all the cool radio people aren't posting. There's way too much activity on the original board anyway.
Steve Pest: Errr, you're not on the Kansas board anymore, dorothy. I don't understand the question.
Neanderjerk: You never did. It was great when Jigli & Skyliner got your knickers in a twist all the time. I'm sure gonna miss that.
Steve Pest: You're banned.
STEVE PEST NOTE:
PLEASE - I just moved to Lemon, Massachusetts and am in dire need of radio work. Anybody, can I intern for you at a major station? It can't be between the hours of 3 AM and 8 AM because I'm doing my paper route, and at 9 AM - 5 PM I'm a bagboy at the Stop & Shop, but if you need a good intern and want to see me kiss the ass of your program director and music director, please, please, I beg of you, I'm a really great talent and know my stuff.
Steve Pest
Lemon, Massachusetts
Nike Notorious: KNOW YOUR STUFF? U don't know that Wilbert Redding and Otis Harrison write "Satisfaction" Didja? Huh? 'cause you're not a cool jock firred from WBCN after showun the hole world that I'm the greatist radio persinality of all time.
Voe Jiglio: Spell much, Nike?
Nike Notorious: That's not faire. Jest because I'm not a good typpist you say I kan't spell. And further more everyone hates you and you are a bitter old queen and ...and...and...I don't care if you're writing a book about Hendrix, none of the live acts will let you write about them except maybe Orleans and they ain't hip,
and you keep bringing up Lou Rawls, Wilson Pickett, Louis Armstrong...no one ever heard of these acts? They are irrellyvunt
Skyliner 17 1/2: Who was Oedi mad at when he hired HIM??? Those are some of the greatest African American artists of our times.
Notorious Nike: There you go slamming my ethnicity agin
Skyliner 18 1/8: What? Everything isn't a race issue, you know.
Notorious Nike: It is when that's the only weigh you ken get hired.
Steve Pest: I've been watching this charade for months now, and will let these posts stand because, well, because no one else is posting for one thing and, well, for another thing, you guys really make jerks out of yourselves, you truly do.
And Voe Jiglio, uyo will lern to luv George W. Bush - that will teach you, but I'm banning you because youare a progressive and you really piss me off and - well, since I can't get a job in radio, it pleases me no end to ban someone who knows more than I do about radio, politics and life in general so there screw you.
Skyliner 12 3/4: Wow
Smoke & Mirrors: Well Said! I agree. I agree with all of it. Please don't ban me again.
JerkNeander: Hey, I slipped back on under an assumed name. Whatever happened to Wizard Control?
Bunny's Little Thing: He was caught using the CBS computers in New York to fly under the radar on this board, but everyone knew it was Nikey because of the spelling errors.
Rumors Of Prod: Where's Adam 12? What a poor excuse for a jock
Steve Pest: There will be no humiliating things written about disc jockeys who are currently working. Even if they are true. You are banned...again. I love banning people. BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN. But there...there's no one left to ban. I'm melting...melting...oh my beautiful wickedness...no one will hire a terrible country jock transplanted from Tenneeseeeeeee....no one likes me...now that the board was taken away we get zero to no traffic...i'm melting...
MODERATOR'S NOTE: This parody would continue, but no one is posting on the Brand X board, and if they don't post, we can't make fun of them!
But it really does prove what goes around comes around and Steve, Sam & Lance are getting their Instant Karma. HA HA HA! Radio-Infight - where radio discussion dies!
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